God, I don't think I've ever been so horny in my life. Taking out the trash on a warm, sunny, quiet afternoon, I saw a guy having a very lucky day. He was tearing up cardboard until I told him I needed help in my apartment; Next thing you know he'll be splitting me in half with his huge cock in the middle of the afternoon, helping me get my nuts. I guess he just moved in. Maybe I'll see him around; maybe not.